A Dreary weekend

Ha life is not willing to do anything, as we heard deferral of exams for a week. Everybody threw the books, as they lost interest in reading; as this deferral is totally absurd coz thses are not gonna make any big difference in our score sheet. I had quite clumsy feel n put on to hear John Denver “Country Roads” song…which would sooth in some way, not even a signal thought floating across my mind...jus lying on my bed fickle minded with laptop. What to do???

Then thought lemme tickle brain cells of my friends with some lateral thinking questions…as one of my faculty keeps on telling think which others can’t and be abnormal in thinking…he he.

1) Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones? This puzzle is supposedly used by a very well-known software company as an interview question for prospective employees.

1) A man went to a party and drank some of the punch. He then left early. Everyone else at the party who drank the punch subsequently died of poisoning. Why did the man not die?

2) A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?

These were enough to pass on the time all coming out with weird answers and passing comments on each others answers ‘n’ it was the time for supper. Anybody can try out those…

Women with no Womb

A Tidbit !

Which ghost took away all the wombs? Ziiru an island in uganda which is know as the land of women with no wombs, it has a small population of 600. Here women don’t get pregnant and if they do get they abort this foe tress. Her women come to smoke fish and sell sex. If the price is right they go with any men, here women have no husband, no uterus.

The History of Valentine's Day

Every February, across the country, candy, flowers, and gifts are exchanged between loved ones, all in the name of St. Valentine. But who is this mysterious saint and why do we celebrate this holiday? The history of Valentine's Day -- and its patron saint -- is shrouded in mystery. But we do know that February has long been a month of romance. St. Valentine's Day, as we know it today, contains vestiges of both Christian and ancient Roman tradition. So, who was Saint Valentine and how did he become associated with this ancient rite? Today, the Catholic Church recognizes at least three different saints named Valentine or Valentinus, all of whom were martyred.


One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men -- his crop of potential soldiers. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine's actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.
Other stories suggest that Valentine may have been killed for attempting to help Christians escape harsh Roman prisons where they were often beaten and tortured.

According to one legend, Valentine actually sent the first 'valentine' greeting himself. While in prison, it is believed that Valentine fell in love with a young girl -- who may have been his jailor's daughter -- who visited him during his confinement. Before his death, it is alleged that he wrote her a letter, which he signed 'From your Valentine,' an expression that is still in use today. Although the truth behind the Valentine legends is murky, the stories certainly emphasize his appeal as a sympathetic, heroic, and, most importantly, romantic figure. It's no surprise that by the Middle Ages, Valentine was one of the most popular saints in England and France.

Politics ( Convinence to Conviction )

With these kinda politicians, what would be the future of our country, vision 2020?
God know, why god should know…its we the people should know and are responsible of all these issues.

As Karnataka witnessed Dharam Singh stepping after 20 months and another government taking the charge with a short span, know kumarswamy ( JDS Rebel leader) is the CM of Karnataka, a kiddo who doesn’t know the ABC of politics has made his way in, to ruin our state. The expense of kumarswamy ‘n’ his supporting MLA’s in GOA resort was summed up to 13 cr for a week, excluding the unaccounted phone bills and 50 new sims were picked by the MLA’s so that they should not be tracked. Know again coalition govt with BJP on an agreement of 20 months each of command. BJP is quite happy after more then a decade it has gained power in south. Atal Bihari Vajpayee had a breathtaking vision for India but what happened…?

On whom all this is gonna be debited, answer obvious “we the people”. When we say be careful in voting and choosing the right government, people have the tendency to say politics is a dirty game, let’s not indulge in it. But Shiv Khera has rightly said “politics is a not a dirty game, the players in the game are dirty”

Why don't people take a stand...?

Because it is inconvinent, so long as citizens prefer convinence to conviction, that county always goes down hill and i am confident as a responsible citizen of India we all would not let this happen....

My Chum

As in MBA I have many Pals but few are very special to me. And among those a very unique weirdo is there called VIJAY R.P. Very jovial and large hearted person and every body like him very much…if he’z out of station sometimes O’l guys feel very bugged, coz he has the art of gimmickry. Lemme share few of incidents encountered with him. One morning I went to wake him up…I yelled hey vijay awake up dude, we gotta write a I.A test @ 8 am…as soon he opened his eyes he replied in a very sly sense of humor…test..? today (one day is starting ) and giggled. I moved out murmuring that U are jus impossible. Once he gets on the dais to present something, then U’ll have a real roller coaster ride (loads of head trip). And one day in class we were playing “JOHARI WINDOW” ‘n’ fellow mates had passed comments on strengths ‘n’ weakness and some had told he is over smart. When he saw this over smart he asked me politely is their any lotion to reduce my smartness…(ridiculous) that’s what is need in a MBA guy… why don’t these ppl understand. Always wearing a smile and trying to put smile on others by his Konda(Crap) jokes ‘n’ comments. He has a see through heart, he is only one VIJAY, a candid guy ...no camouflaging nothing. I have never ever seen this kinda person in my life….

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Credit Carditis

CREDIT a term related to business and CARDITIS sounds like a medical term..both together sounds uncanny is it…? But both have a conexion with business belive me…!!

CARDITIS is a throbbing over the rear and down the thigh due to pressure on nerve from a wallet stuffed with CREDIT cards!! So this kinda pain is known as Credit Carditis. Wow I didn’t know that, really one should be careful about that (only for men…lol), but as of now no fear no credit cards ‘n’ no throbbing....